Everybody was Kung Fu fighting - a historical overview
The Shaolin Temple is apparently in the year 495 AD built by an Indian Monk named Ba Tuo. I skiem dishes shit story. Who can only build so merske temple? Maybe the bra got little help, you know, like in school when the standard eight boys pawwies to go ronskuif. All fun and games until someone breaks an arm or LO sir in charge of the school's child labor catch slack and slobie behind the bike shed and makes you slap rebels moved about three times around your head Corkscrew.
In the last few years, more than fifty schools hierie cool fighting styles outside the Shaolin temple offered. Most of hierie schools is also lost in the same period. Build some, break some. People get weird when they wine too many poppy seeds Graze. According funny pictures to China's (not to be confused with China's Kempton your face and see your blade is not deep) history was a bra Bodhidharma called the father of Kung Fu - also called funny pictures "Wushu". It's also probably where all the fighters their ideas for that unsynchronised sound effects so they get to make their mouths. "Wushu" funny pictures Then you get a full bloedbek Bata Toughees (number twos hey - those guys wearing funny pictures moss sometimes foxgloves for shoes).
I thought "Kia!" is a cry been, but apparently it means "utter piece of shit car" if you translate it directly. funny pictures Hierie Bodhidharma menace as a student of Prajnatra to China when gemisson himself will feel at home in the Shaolin Temple. Prajna-waddefok? Ke zactly. You can reach me naked to a tree in the forest tying, full of honey and grease monkeys lat pull my squeak as I know it is waddefok.
Anycase, the bra when opgehook with some other monks and the Buddhist theory of Chan preach. Nice if you fuck to do. It's probably why he belsuit to eighteen kick and donner techniques of Shaolin from sucking his thumb. It was actually a huge move have been cool since the monks' physical conditions rather crap looking forward funny pictures to it. Check the guys just put new wine all day and meditate. The exercise has so little their health a boost given, the stomach is a bit special K, muscle building and longer life expectancy as a result. It makes me think of two things: 1) People who like to "meditate" and trying to be cool because they are somewhere in a book or saw on TV does not go very long life. 2) People who are so few kakke behind may need to start working on the eighteen fighting styles to dermpies so little into shape. RRrrrt!
Interesting fact: Bodhidharma for nine years every day for so few hours in a small cave above the temple and meditate. Over the years the sun outside his lines on the rock face burned. funny pictures Wow! But you do not need all the way down to skeletal naaif it to check it. Just move your furniture funny pictures around a little, there is also such nice thick outlines your fucking luigat. You do not Meditate and under and behind things clean.
The Shaolin monks in 621 AD their first fight. It's a fucking long story, but basically comes down to two sides that each shoot as heavy cards with just war and fights are. Shigong Wang Li Shimin for ottoman is tjaaf. Li Shimin had been answered with a "fuck you black" attitude and made buddies with the monks. Of course, the old monks Shigong Wang's cronies six-love fucked up with the battle of Qianglingkou. Shimin was then owner of the farm, and was overwhelmed with joy and for the monks a lot of luck and choose treats given. One brave Shaolin Monk named Tang Zong is just a general, and then get the fighting monks (as they call is started) just a whole 40 hectare field as a bonus treat. By the China so they built some reputation points. One would expect nothing less from people without afpull Mactwists can not skateboards. Kiaaa!
Through the centuries, Shaolin Kung Fu had ups and downs. funny pictures During the Ming dynasty (1368-1644), the temple's funny pictures army nearly funny pictures 2500 men strong and numerous variants of the techniques and fighting styles are practiced. The government has also broken promote. Kung Fu in the morning, Kung Fu in the evening, Kung Fu with resounding cymbals. During the Quing dynasty (1644-1911), all combat arts prohibited. Most of the leaves but then decided to dive and the temple. The government's stupitte asshol little plans did not work, but as the guys around the country are to cruise to preach Buddhism, they came across other types of martial arts and made some notes. Eventually returned to the temple all these different styles with the existing Shaolin Kung Fu is integrated.
And that, my dear friends, funny pictures is why a little short bald man with a coat over the seven standard
The Shaolin Temple is apparently in the year 495 AD built by an Indian Monk named Ba Tuo. I skiem dishes shit story. Who can only build so merske temple? Maybe the bra got little help, you know, like in school when the standard eight boys pawwies to go ronskuif. All fun and games until someone breaks an arm or LO sir in charge of the school's child labor catch slack and slobie behind the bike shed and makes you slap rebels moved about three times around your head Corkscrew.
In the last few years, more than fifty schools hierie cool fighting styles outside the Shaolin temple offered. Most of hierie schools is also lost in the same period. Build some, break some. People get weird when they wine too many poppy seeds Graze. According funny pictures to China's (not to be confused with China's Kempton your face and see your blade is not deep) history was a bra Bodhidharma called the father of Kung Fu - also called funny pictures "Wushu". It's also probably where all the fighters their ideas for that unsynchronised sound effects so they get to make their mouths. "Wushu" funny pictures Then you get a full bloedbek Bata Toughees (number twos hey - those guys wearing funny pictures moss sometimes foxgloves for shoes).
I thought "Kia!" is a cry been, but apparently it means "utter piece of shit car" if you translate it directly. funny pictures Hierie Bodhidharma menace as a student of Prajnatra to China when gemisson himself will feel at home in the Shaolin Temple. Prajna-waddefok? Ke zactly. You can reach me naked to a tree in the forest tying, full of honey and grease monkeys lat pull my squeak as I know it is waddefok.
Anycase, the bra when opgehook with some other monks and the Buddhist theory of Chan preach. Nice if you fuck to do. It's probably why he belsuit to eighteen kick and donner techniques of Shaolin from sucking his thumb. It was actually a huge move have been cool since the monks' physical conditions rather crap looking forward funny pictures to it. Check the guys just put new wine all day and meditate. The exercise has so little their health a boost given, the stomach is a bit special K, muscle building and longer life expectancy as a result. It makes me think of two things: 1) People who like to "meditate" and trying to be cool because they are somewhere in a book or saw on TV does not go very long life. 2) People who are so few kakke behind may need to start working on the eighteen fighting styles to dermpies so little into shape. RRrrrt!
Interesting fact: Bodhidharma for nine years every day for so few hours in a small cave above the temple and meditate. Over the years the sun outside his lines on the rock face burned. funny pictures Wow! But you do not need all the way down to skeletal naaif it to check it. Just move your furniture funny pictures around a little, there is also such nice thick outlines your fucking luigat. You do not Meditate and under and behind things clean.
The Shaolin monks in 621 AD their first fight. It's a fucking long story, but basically comes down to two sides that each shoot as heavy cards with just war and fights are. Shigong Wang Li Shimin for ottoman is tjaaf. Li Shimin had been answered with a "fuck you black" attitude and made buddies with the monks. Of course, the old monks Shigong Wang's cronies six-love fucked up with the battle of Qianglingkou. Shimin was then owner of the farm, and was overwhelmed with joy and for the monks a lot of luck and choose treats given. One brave Shaolin Monk named Tang Zong is just a general, and then get the fighting monks (as they call is started) just a whole 40 hectare field as a bonus treat. By the China so they built some reputation points. One would expect nothing less from people without afpull Mactwists can not skateboards. Kiaaa!
Through the centuries, Shaolin Kung Fu had ups and downs. funny pictures During the Ming dynasty (1368-1644), the temple's funny pictures army nearly funny pictures 2500 men strong and numerous variants of the techniques and fighting styles are practiced. The government has also broken promote. Kung Fu in the morning, Kung Fu in the evening, Kung Fu with resounding cymbals. During the Quing dynasty (1644-1911), all combat arts prohibited. Most of the leaves but then decided to dive and the temple. The government's stupitte asshol little plans did not work, but as the guys around the country are to cruise to preach Buddhism, they came across other types of martial arts and made some notes. Eventually returned to the temple all these different styles with the existing Shaolin Kung Fu is integrated.
And that, my dear friends, funny pictures is why a little short bald man with a coat over the seven standard
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